幽默笑話3則...A Chinese guy calls to U.S...

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幽默笑話3則...A Chinese guy calls to U.S...

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幽默笑話3則...A Chinese guy calls to U.S...

>> 1

乳牛說: 這麼多人喝我們的乳汁,卻沒有人叫我們一聲"媽"。

烏賊說: 滿肚子墨水,居然被叫成了賊。

袋鼠說: 唉,沒有錢,口袋再大也還是鼠類。

老鼠說: 唉,成天為了點吃喝,又怕殺鼠藥又擔心夾子,怎能不老。

蒼蠅說: 我和蜜蜂本是一家的,只是口味不同,待遇卻天壤之別。

蜈蚣說: 這麼多雙腳,一輩子都買不起鞋穿。

魚說: 網咖、網站再好玩,可惜打死我也不敢去上網。

恐龍說: 只是因為死得太早了,讓你們傷腦筋了,又研究又挖掘,還是找不出死因。

刺蝟說: 真想感覺一下與愛人擁抱的滋味。


>> 2

男:你可以跟我交往嗎?
女:不可以。
男:對不起,我有短暫失憶症,我剛剛說什麽?
女:不要假假啦,才說而已。
男:不,沒騙你,我真的有短暫失憶症,我剛到底說什麽?
女:你可以跟我交往嗎?
男:哦 ~ 好,我答應你。
女:............


>> 3

A Chinese guy calls to U.S...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got

injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent

matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.
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